WHY I LOVE STRIPPERS!

(By Jemma Halmond)

Yes OK… I love STRIPPERS! Tall ones, short ones.  Blonde, dark! Ones with cute arses or ones with round biceps.. I love them all! I’ve been to more ladies nights than I, and definitely my boyfriend, care to remember.  So what is it that draws me to such debauchery???.. Well, obviously there’s the MEN!  Most of them are every girls dream lover.  Fit, handsome and well endowed to say the least.  They have charm, sex appeal and that cheeky flirtacious nature and sexy confidence that many of us swoon over. Yes.. they’re BLOODY GORGEOUS!!!… then there’s the dancing and routines.  Not at every Ladies Night, but at many you get a troupe of those gorgeous specimens putting on very entertaining and hand clapping routines that are fun to watch and admire.  They use their athletic charm to move around the stage or floor and, whether we admit it or not, have us all smiling and grinning from ear to ear!  Next time you go to a show watch for yourselves.  When they are strutting their stuff look around at the other women… they might not no it but they are staring, possibly drooling, at the men without taking their eyes off them.. grinning like Cheshire cats! Looking to see which one they can paw at next!…we also have the music.  Call it cheesy, call it heart warming.. call it what you will.  It’s fun, its exciting and it gets you going.  A blast of ‘It’s raining men’ on the radio will no doubt have many women remembering the last time they witnessed a group of hunks dancing to a Kylie or Attomic Kitten number while ripping their trousers off!…The uniforms always get the hearts pounding and the girls cheering when the gladiators enter the arena of screaming women!  I myself go for the fireman but I’m sure many of you will have seen the white navy uniform and just wanted to be the one Richard Gere picks up and carries off in to the sunset.. or the bedroom!!!…But what I like most of all are my mates and all the women who are there!  We are the masses.  We are together.  We all love each other… and we are all being a bit naughty together! It somehow seems OK to be ogling over these gorgeous guys when we are all together as a pack, celebrating a fun, if not a little cheesy, night.  We don’t care what other people think.  It’s fun.  It’s a one off.  … Last but not least a special word for my long suffering boyfriend, Stuart.  He has no problem with me going to see these lovely chaps and for that I thank him with all my heart.  He’s one in a million.. love you xxx